Sunday, May 20, 2007

Kola Boof Is A HO!


You think she's famous for only being Osama Bin Laden's sex slave? Think again!
This woman admits in her autobiography that Mike Tyson gave her $7,500 and we all know why a dog like Tyson would throw that kind of cash at a woman who parades in public naked and is well known for her sexual preference--"Getting trains run on her".

TRIVIA:*Wears $2 Korean braid wigs.

*Members of the SPLA (as well as Boof's own autobiography) confirm that she enjoys having "trains" run on her by 3 or more men at a time.*Boof is affectionately called "BOLA" by her fans.

HUSBAND: Simon Palacio (one son by Palacio, other son by Osama Bin Laden).

BOYFRIENDS: Djimon Hounsou. Actor who dumped her for white blond spawning Kola's hatred for white women. Djimon Hounsou and Boof live in close proximity and still have "booty calls" when Hounsou wants it.

BOYFRIEND: Executive producer of "Days of Our Lives" Stephen Wyman who she serviced with blowjobs to get writing assignments at the same time sucking around in New York with Brian Frons President of ABC Daytime.

SLUT FACTS:
Kola Boof is responsible for getting actor Austin Peck hired on "As the World Turns" and its rumored she probably serviced Peck when she was a writer at "Days of Our Lives". She's also been seen at "lunch" playing footsies with Christopher Goutman, Producer of "As the World Turns", but called him a "racist" when he failed to hire her for the writing staff. BOLA is a "ghost writer" and the shows are too ashamed to put this sluts name on the credits.
Kola Boof has also been chasing after gay activist Keith Boykin for years, whom she affectionately calls "America's handsomest man". Boof stalks Boykin on his web site and has publicly admitted wanting to become Boykin's sex slave despite he's homosexual. Boof has also had lesbian affairs with best friend Alicia Banks for several years in secret. Alicia Banks is the one who named her "Bola".

*MEN WHO HAVE HIT KOLA AND RUN:
Adam Carolla, Mike Tyson, Stephen Wyman, Austin Peck, t.v. host Stephen Colbert, Kanye West, Deng Ajak (SPLA leader in London), Cyril Agook (SPLA in N.Y.), Mark Fogarty, novelist Stephen Elliott ("Happy Baby"), Jamal Goree, Bill Maher, comedian Byron Allen and god knows who else. The woman is a HO.